Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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