He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we have officially lost it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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