gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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