i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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