he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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