Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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