maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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