I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Are we still banned from the library?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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