We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
