You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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