doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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