umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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