well most of my day revolves around power hour
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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