420 ftw
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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