I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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