Nicole vs. Life
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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