I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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