this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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