Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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