We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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