i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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