No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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