So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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