I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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