I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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