Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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