so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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