it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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