Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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