Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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