You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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