they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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