Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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