who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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