It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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