so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
