I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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