My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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