Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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