go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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