i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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