We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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