Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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