i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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