eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
