this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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