I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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