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  My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...

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• (516): View more from New York

  Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive

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  Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.

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