It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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