i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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