All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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