so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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