my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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