but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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