After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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