Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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