I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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