And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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