Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
its liver damage thursday
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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